Friday, September 19, 2008

How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

The one week plan to get rich quick,

at least boost your trust fund. 57

Monday: Buy a bank with your trust fund.
Tuesday: Deposit $99,999.00 in you account.
Wednesday: Leverage all assets by a factor of thirty, securitize and sell.
Thursday: Rob the bank.
Friday: Show up and withdraw your FDIC guaranteed deposit.
Saturday and Sunday: Hide the money, complain about over-regulation and the Democrats.
Next Monday: Shop for another bank.

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