Does anyone believe a snake can speak?
Although the last time a famous snake actually spoke, it was talking to Eve in the Garden of Eden. However, MeanMesa, a blog committed to presenting features which reflect contemporary reality, from time to time will publish the emails we receive from the suspicious fascist Dick Armey -- a, so-to-speak New Testament snake -- and his law firm's cash cow "Freedom Works."
Of course, "Freedom Works" masquerades as some sort of honest, grass roots affair providing a voice for the otherwise rather dully mute Tea Bags. In actual fact the organization is a carefully crafted "mouthpiece" for some of the wealthiest -- and most reactionary -- players in our electorate.
By relentlessly trotting out freshly stagnated "talking points" from the Great Factory of the Republican National Committee, "Freedom Works" diligently strives to maintain a state of perpetual panic among the hill billies, bigots and other "information challenged" citizens willing to vote on demand for every loser the party of Palin-Beck-and-Limbaugh can herd into candidacy.
These profoundly cynical "patriots" are certain that their campaign checks and pricey law firms such as the one sponsoring "Freedom Works" can sway any election they wish. As citizens concerned with the future and honor of our own country, it falls to us to keep track of the latest clouds of lies these miscreants are vomiting forth.
It also falls to us to make sure that no one -- absolutely no one -- forgets what this bunch did to each and every one of us the last time they held power. We are still paying the price for the damage the autocracy of Junior Bush and his criminal friends inflicted on our country.
So, take a quick look at the latest from, uh, "Freedom Works."
FreedomWorks' campaign to "Take America Back" is fully underway, and already claiming major victories for freedom and the Tea Party movement.
The momentum is undeniable -- from champion of freedom Rand Paul running away with the Kentucky GOP Senate primary to Tea Party favorite Mike Lee ousting Big Government RINO Sen. Bob Bennett in Utah -- all over America voters are already casting ballots to reclaim our fading liberties.
As Election Day approaches, FreedomWorks' Take America Back campaign will continue to support conservative values in primary races so voters will have clear pro-freedom choices in the general election in November.
But the Left realizes how much is at stake this November. They are ramping up their fundraising machine and emptying out their campaign war chests -- it's been reported that liberal special interests are already committing over $100 million to quash the Tea Party movement's influence in the midterm elections.
That's why it's so important we do everything we can to counter their efforts.
To learn more about our "Take America Back" campaign and how you can help, please watch the video below. I hope it will inspire you to get involved in this historic movement for lasting political change in America.
Thank you for all you have done and continue to do in defense of freedom. With your involvement and support, we WILL Take America Back in November!
P.S. Please be sure to watch this inspirational Take America Back video blueprint. If you'd like to support this critical campaign financially, please click here
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